sitting in line at a mcdonalds the other night and saw this guy in a chicken suit entering the restaurant. asked the guy taking my money, ‘hey, what’s with the guy in the chicken suit?’ he says, ’sir, i don’t know nothin’ about that.’
this is lefty the first morning after sleeping on [...]
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i woke up twice today. the second time came around 1:30. or was it 2? i still haven’t changed my alarm clock from daylight savings time (and have even set the alarm factoring that fact in, god help me), so i really don’t know when i got up. is it thursday? [...]
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