“the beautiful day monster wants a cheap ticket to pittsburgh.”

“chicago is a vegetarian lion.”

“wolfgang the seal is an excitable seal … if he so much as hears the word “fish,” he is apt to go into a frenzy, so other characters avoid saying the word in his presence.”

“mr. snuffleupagus is eternally 4-years-old.”

i actually have actual god damn actual work to actually do.

and i’m in muppet wikia.

damn.