when howard and everyone found out about it, they busted his balls for ten solid minutes.

without a doubt, one of my favorite things in this life is listening to howard and crew bust gary’s balls.

it’s poetry.

but it’s a baba booey kinda day … in puppets!

robin is purple.

beetlejuice is blue.

Baba Booey
Mama Monkey
Tata Toothy
Rara Retard

Baba Booey
Fafa Flohi
Tata Toothy
Fafa Flohi

It’s a monkey that lives in a Man Cave below [Gary's Man Cave TV show appearance]
He’s the flunkey that works on the Howard Stern Show
He’s got humongous teeth and two lips like balloons
And he looks like an old Eritrean baboon [Robin's Eritrea charity]
And he scratches his ass as he’s licking his lips
And his breath is as bad as an elephant’s shit
And he’ll always be known as Fafa Fooey

When he opens his mouth it’s a vile wretched smell
And his story’s so long you’ll be hanging yourself
When he tries to be witty he never succeeds
Cause he can’t get a joke past those monstrous teeth
He gets bored in Las Vegas, “There’s nothing to do!” [Gary famously couldn't kill three hours in Vegas by telling people "There's nothing to do!"]
He should go back to sleep in his cage at the zoo
He got shot in the eye with vagina goo [This one is interesting because our old friend Jessie "Hotlava" Barrios in S.F. was also shot in the eye with vagina goo from the same girl. The women work for kink.com, a site Jessie is a cameraman for, and they visited the show to demonstrate their sex machines. Quite a claim to fame when you think about it. Last time I saw Jessie he told me, "Hey, I got shot in the eye by the same girl who shot Baba Booey in the eye!" Hepatitis, anyone? Anyway, I've heard a rumor about Paco joining the kink family as well. Brilliant ...]

[Baba Booey interlude …]

Horse teeth, big lips, with breath like diarrhea
Small brain, wide ass, old Tata Toothy
Gary and Mary just like Ralph’s berry
Are the topic of talk on the show
I don’t think you could script someone more pussy-whipped, what a fucking homo [Thanks, Drew!]
And dinner is always slim pickings
Cause Jackson and Lucas get dibs on the chicken [Gary's wife lets the kids pick their pieces of the chicken first even though Gary worked for, and bought, the chicken]
And Gary is left with his fat finger up his nose

Oh, and that’s just the start about Gary and Mary
He looks like a chimp and he’s so damn hairy
But he should be lucky for a guy who looks like John Oates

Bababa Booey
Fafa Flohi
As many names there are to call this guy
How did you ever find a spouse,
With that Italian cesspool mouth?

perhaps a bit obscure for the casual observer, but give it a listen anyway. whoever put this photo montage together got straight to the essence of fa fa fooey.

here’s a link to the lyrics.

how did you ever find a spouse/with that italian cesspool mouth?

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earlier booey parodies were simpler, and involved substituting the words baba booey in place of the lyrics of a song. there were rarely any other lyrics except for baba booey.

while this still remains a vital genre of booey parodies, these simple renditions have started to become a bit passe, and have recently been replaced by increasingly complex works (as the above epic can certainly attest to.)

here’s a parody i sent into the show once that never made the air. in the spirit of the older genre, i give you what is and what should never booey.