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nader, the white man, nadskis, noddy the body, moochie (that’s old school) is scheduled to appear with his radio co-host sam tripoli on the howard stern show this coming monday. if nader is excited, i’m beside myself. they get to go into the room with howard and fred and robin and artie (after meeting none other than baba booey), get interviewed, and then perform their show for an hour on howard 101 later that monday night. i’m thinking of canceling class so i can listen. seriously, i think i will. course if i cancel class, i could just as well go to nyc and weasel my way into a visit to studio 69 … hmm.

this is seriously a huge deal. nader has worked his ass off for three years as a comic and he’s getting a break. if the plane goes down on the way back to l.a., he still got to meet howard stern, which officially makes him the only person i know who i can still give two shits about. my circle was getting pretty small as it was, but fuck the rest of you. nader made it.

i hope they win the contest and he doesn’t have to teach high school for awhile. teaching high school is fun, i’m sure, but being on the radio is better.

click here to hear a sample of sam and nader’s show. funny shit.

speaking of stern … they’ve been playing clips of this cat pastor james manning for months. every time obama’s name was mentioned, fred played the drop of the pastor going “OBAAAMA!” everytime i heard obama’s name for awhile there during the campaign, i involuntarily shouted “OBAAAMA!” at the top of my lungs. it actually felt really good …

post election, they’ve been playing the entire sermon in its entirety again. you need to hear this. stick with it for at least the first 5:30. he loses focus a bit in the later minutes when he turns his ire away from obama and towards his own congregation (however, this is still done artfully.)

if this was what church was like in central illinois, i’d be one hell of a presbyterian right now.

have mercy.

some highlights to look for:

1. “the first place i saw it was on two big ole tits!”
2. shortly after the above statement is uttered, the two guys behind the pastor’s left shoulder are trying not to shit their pants laughing.
3. “you don’t have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot!” [this i don't even understand ... how did the piss get in the boot? better yet, why did the piss get in the boot? i've pissed my pants on numerous occasions, but i've never pissed my footwear. of course maybe it's an anatomical limitation ... maybe the old adage really is true, as richard pryor reminds us in one of his famous punchlines (your common sense can construct the set up): "man, that water's cold!" "yeah, and it's deep, too!"]
4. “black men don’t have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of!” [this one i get, and, frankly, i like it.]
5. “GAAWHD spoke to elijah. he said to ELIAAAJAH! …”
6. “you are the weakest people on the planet.” [thank you.]
7. “you are despicable through and through.” [amen.]
8. “god says you’re gonna be scraping up pigeon droppings … to make gravy … to put on your egg shells. because they’ll be nothing else to eat.”
9. “you’ve been losing for 500 years. you’re still marching and complaining that you don’t have anything. after FIVE HUNDRED YEARS!”
10. “barack is an emissary of the devil. i’m your last hope.” [we're fucked.]

enjoy.

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