my life can now be described as having two major periods. the pre-muppet wikia period and the post-muppet wikia period.
“the beautiful day monster wants a cheap ticket to pittsburgh.”
“chicago is a vegetarian lion.”
“wolfgang the seal is an excitable seal … if he so much as hears the word “fish,” he is apt to go into a frenzy, so other characters avoid saying the word in his presence.”
“mr. snuffleupagus is eternally 4-years-old.”
i actually have actual god damn actual work to actually do.
and i’m in muppet wikia.
damn.
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My favorite sentence from the entire Muppet Wiki just might be from the entry on The Universe:
“This space-time continuum is ruled by Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg and Junior Gorg.”
Hey, I’m glad you enjoy Muppet Wiki so much! If you haven’t yet, you should log in and come say hello.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Special:UserLogin
hey scott … you folks are quick over there at muppet wikia (and why shouldn’t you be?) i will certainly come say hi! thanks for stopping by.
hey ryan … checked out your site. amazing. i’m in the midst of some kind of muppet revival all of a sudden. or is it a revolution?
Well… since you’re on the muppet thing. Does Muppet Wiki have this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU
You are welcome!
is there a muppet wiki revolution happening in here?
“Drums are food” -Animal. Brilliant.
near …. number 9. number 9. number 9. … far.
geiser will always remind me of animal. he’s a fucking animal.