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I’m sick. Not too sick. But I don’t sick well. Catherine Grandbouche says it’s because I’m a man. Hmm …

Everything sucks at this moment, though. I’m under a mountain. Stuck to a mattress. Uphill and dying.

But …

I’m laying on the couch flipping through the channels. Ted haggard and his wife are on larry king. As you recall, Ted haggard is the new life church preacher who was having ongoing affairs with male prostitutes. His wife evidently wrote a book. Whoopee.

Within two minutes of watching, Larry takes a call from a guy in Georgia. The question was this:

“Ted, i mean, I don’t know what you’re really saying here, I mean, do you really think you’re cured of your … gayness?”

I couldn’t make this up. The accent. The genuine perplexity in his voice. Amazing. Nobody blinks. Larry says nothing, and haggard actually offers some sort of an answer, although I didn’t hear it as i was still shitting myself from the caller’s question. This is the stuff i live for. Larry is a regular target of Stern prank callers, but I think this was legit. It was too natural. Incredible. Beautiful.

When they came back from a break Mary J Blige was promoting a song she recorded for Haiti.

What a world!

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