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our entire economy is in danger.

so says jr. bush, three months before he leaves the flaming bag of dog shit called america on the front stoop of either john mccain or barack obama.

whatever party you’re for, you’ve got to feel empathy for the poor s.o.b. who inherits this calamity.

it’s kind of like the girl who got randy’s job after randy got fired. randy used to come to work at a corporate job i once had smelling like human shit. he smelt so bad h.r. had to tell him to go home and change his pants and wash his ass once in awhile. randy kept clothes and food on the shelves behind his desk. randy used to walk the halls wearing headphones that had a radio built in to them, antennae extended. one day randy walked into my office out the blue and started a story while pulling up his pants and putting on his belt. they suspected randy used to sleep in the office, but i think he did a lot more than that there …

we used to fuck with randy pretty bad. one time we hid a furby in the office and only turned it on when randy was alone. the furby would randomly shout out furby stuff once in awhile (as furby’s do), and randy would hear it. and randy would walk around, looking, and talking to the sound he couldn’t find. we’d watch from the hall as randy lost his mind. and we’d laugh at randy really hard. i was pulling down over $50K a year then … talk about derivatives!

president bush is randy.

and either john mccain or barack obama is the sweet little armenian girl who replaced randy.

and her chair smelled like randy.

and she didn’t last too long …

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