the content of my illinois trip is slowly getting unpacked. i’ve been reading too much about pederasty as of late. not pederasty in the pete townsend sense of the word. i’m not doing ‘research’ or anything like that. just reading the ancients. plato and what not. gorgias. aristotle. manganese. lot of people don’t even know what that is. philosophy, knowledge, man/boy love.
lord, i was born a nambla man.
anyway, speaking of knowledge and love and, you know, freaky shit …
check this out!
this is what happens when you stay up later than everyone else with this one …
and, god help you, this one …
(notice the shameful state of that tiara …)
mel, meg, and myself … and our phones.
i’d love to relate that this photo shoot was a dress rehearsal – a preamble – for some sort of fiery menage a three (much like that time i posted the video of an elaborate eritrean mating ritual prior to doing it with the entire village), but that would be improper, imprudent, and factually incorrect.
i will go on record, however, as saying those clam shell samsungs can’t hold a charge for shit …
and because chicago mel thinks she looks like something that crawled out of gummo in the above shot (she’s missing the fallen prom queen commentary the image conjures up, i think), here she is looking more composed and sophisticated …
and you know those families who all dress exactly alike when they go on vacation?
and what about those people who do really weird, kinky shit with small animals because they ‘love’ them so much? don’t cry, bridgette …
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lol lord. I look like someone from Gummo in that photograph. We crack ourselves up.
alright, alright chicago. jesus. always with the ‘how’s my makeup? do i look fat? does this blouse match my handbag? is there lettuce in my hair?’ you look beautiful … a little touched by the spirit perhaps, but full of life. i’m ‘revising’ this post … just for you
That number 14 gets me every time. That, and the Christian Courting one (#6).
Thanks for displaying a larger than life extremely hungover picture of me.
That number 14 gets me every time. That, and the Christian Courting one (#6).
Thanks for displaying a larger than life extremely hungover picture of me.
This “leave a comment” submission process is extreme. I feel like you want a blood sample.
i need to watch someone log in to leave a comment. i think something is screwy. my personal favorite is the statue of liberty, and i thank you all for showing me what it was. and i thought i knew everything … you look fab all hungover, murph.
Jesus Christ. Will you EVER let me off the hook about crying in front of you? I seriously need to reconsider the people I allow to see me cry.
never ever … when you broke down about a horse fucking a guy to death, i knew i was dealing with something special in allen 226. bridgette, you will always and forever remind me (hilariously) of the evils of animal cruelty.
Well, someone has to remind you– and I’m glad that person is me:)
me too, bridgette. i’ll never eat a horse meat burrito again without thinking of you.