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booey joel lyrics

August 26th, 2008 by kevin

there have been a few searches of the site for booey joel lyrics. I try to elaborate on the references:

Baba Booey
Mama Monkey
Tata Toothy
Rara Retard

Baba Booey
Fafa Flohi
Tata Toothy
Fafa Flohi

It’s a monkey that lives in a Man Cave below [Gary's Man Cave TV show appearance]
He’s the flunkey that works on the Howard Stern Show
He’s got humongous teeth and two lips like balloons
And he looks like an old Eritrean baboon [Robin's Eritrea charity]
And he scratches his ass as he’s licking his lips
And his breath is as bad as an elephant’s shit
And he’ll always be known as Fafa Fooey

When he opens his mouth it’s a vile wretched smell
And his story’s so long you’ll be hanging yourself
When he tries to be witty he never succeeds
Cause he can’t get a joke past those monstrous teeth
He gets bored in Las Vegas, “There’s nothing to do!” [Gary famously couldn't kill three hours in Vegas by telling people "There's nothing to do!"]
He should go back to sleep in his cage at the zoo
He got shot in the eye with vagina goo [This one is interesting because our old friend Jessie "Hotlava" Barrios in S.F. was also shot in the eye with vagina goo from the same girl. The women work for kink.com, a site Jessie is a cameraman for, and they visited the show to demonstrate their sex machines. Quite a claim to fame when you think about it. Last time I saw Jessie he told me, "Hey, I got shot in the eye by the same girl who shot Baba Booey in the eye!" Hepatitis, anyone? Anyway, I've heard a rumor about Paco joining the kink family as well. Brilliant ...]

[Baba Booey interlude …]

Horse teeth, big lips, with breath like diarrhea
Small brain, wide ass, old Tata Toothy
Gary and Mary just like Ralph’s berry
Are the topic of talk on the show
I don’t think you could script someone more pussy-whipped, what a fucking homo [Thanks, Drew!]
And dinner is always slim pickings
Cause Jackson and Lucas get dibs on the chicken [Gary's wife lets the kids pick their pieces of the chicken first even though Gary worked for, and bought, the chicken]
And Gary is left with his fat finger up his nose

Oh, and that’s just the start about Gary and Mary
He looks like a chimp and he’s so damn hairy
But he should be lucky for a guy who looks like John Oates

Bababa Booey
Fafa Flohi
As many names there are to call this guy
How did you ever find a spouse,
With that Italian cesspool mouth?

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  • 1 booey joel | kevincasper.net Aug 26, 2008 at 10:17 am

    [...] here’s a link to the lyrics. [...]

  • 2 Drew Sep 26, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    Hey, thanks for doing the lyrics.

    I think the line you’re missing is:

    Gary and Mary just like Ralph’s berry
    Are the topic of talk on the show
    I don’t think you could script someone more pussy-whipped, what a fucking homo

  • 3 kevin Sep 26, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    hey, thanks drew! i totally hear it now … i feels good to have the whole package together. thanks again, i really appreciate it. -kevin

  • 4 Drew Sep 27, 2008 at 8:31 am

    No problem, thanks again for typing out the lyrics.

    Another slight tweak I found. I think it’s actually:

    “And dinner is always slim pickings
    Cause Jackson and Lucas get dibs on the chicken”

    See:
    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/slim_pickings

    Best line in the song IMHO, really hilarious and obscure. Also the vagina goo line was awesome. That’s crazy about your friend, what a claim to fame!

  • 5 kevin Sep 27, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Oops … that was a typo. Good looking out! I know, the coincidence with the vagina goo was amazing (if not a bit, you know, weird.) Thanks again for checking in!

  • 6 Beth Jun 19, 2009 at 10:01 am

    This was SO genius and should have won! The Jackson/Lucas reference is the best; I agree with Drew.

  • 7 kevin Jun 22, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Hey Beth … I know, it was sublime. I heard the original in a bar the other night and started shitting myself laughing. The tradio stuff that’s been going on lately has been incredible as well. Not to mention baba booey’s first pitch. Keeps getting better and better …