Entries from January 2010
i miss artie
January 31st, 2010 No Comments
Tags: artie lange · Howard Stern · rosie o'donnell
oh, thank you
January 31st, 2010 No Comments
every morning i wake up and ask myself, ‘well, i’ve slept for ten plus hours, do i feel better yet?’ and then i sit there for about five seconds and answer, ‘not yet.’ it’s the worst kind of sick. i’m working at about 76% all the time. not bad enough to watch romantic comedies and [...]
Tags: a softer world
larry king just blew my mind
January 28th, 2010 No Comments
I’m sick. Not too sick. But I don’t sick well. Catherine Grandbouche says it’s because I’m a man. Hmm … Everything sucks at this moment, though. I’m under a mountain. Stuck to a mattress. Uphill and dying. But … I’m laying on the couch flipping through the channels. Ted haggard and his wife are on [...]
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you unimaginable bastard
January 23rd, 2010 No Comments
ahh … titanic marathon on tnt. usually, after frolicking into the wee hours, i prefer the romantic comedy genre for recovery purposes. but the romantic disaster epic certainly has its merits. more sluggish than usual on a hungover afternoon. so much so that i’m avoiding the phone for fear of failing in casual conversation. i [...]
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this was not on a honda fit
January 21st, 2010 No Comments
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concussion
January 15th, 2010 No Comments
well … i started the day off by damn near knocking myself cold on the door frame of my closet while bending over to pick up a shoe. damn thing just jumped out at me. serious fucking head shot, though. dizzying. i musta really wanted that shoe, cause i was going for it with everything [...]
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kevin casper – fruit
January 13th, 2010 2 Comments
such a nice ring to it, no? kevin casper … fruit. i’ve recorded an ep since i’ve been down in the stick. some of y’all got the limited edition dagan shoot/kevin casper one of a kind stenciled cd covers and tangible media. hold on to those … but i ran out pretty quick. hard to [...]
Tags: fruit · kevin casper
dum de dum
January 13th, 2010 3 Comments
well … at least it was warmer today. and nader is still alive. and i figured out how to access the pool on the third floor of the downtown hilton. not much to figure out, really. take the elevator to the third floor. jump in pool. sorted. talk to me in about four months … [...]
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howard’s thoughts
January 7th, 2010 No Comments
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everyone loves artie
January 7th, 2010 No Comments
jesus … poor fucking artie. didn’t listen to stern today, but just read that artie’s hospitalization was the result of a failed suicide attempt. guy stabbed himself in the stomach nine times. his mom found him. if you know anything about artie, i don’t see how he ever comes back from this. he has so [...]
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